What could be more satisfying than your ex sliding into your text messages? What about your ex sliding into your text messages with the intent of trying to win you back and failing terribly?
While some might find annoying the idea of their ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend trying to contact them, others are happy to have the opportunity to give their exes a piece of their mind!
If you are ever graced with the opportunity to tell your ex where to go long after you’re over them, here are a couple of ideas on how to shut them down. Closure is just over the horizon!
If your ex ever texts you to say they’re still in love with you, what better way to close that door for good than by telling them who you really love – you!
At least they both agree on something pic.twitter.com/8SQHoHNp7R
— Text From Your Ex (@TextFromY0urEx) April 2, 2015
If you’re one of those people who finds exes texting you extremely annoying, send them back an annoying picture over and over… and over again. Now you’re even.
— Text From Your Ex (@TextFromY0urEx) March 31, 2015
Sometimes it’s better to just get to the point. Cut off those lines of communication for good!
— Text From Your Ex (@TextFromY0urEx) March 26, 2015
Tell them how you really feel! This person got heated after their ex texted them because they wanted “to cuddle.” No thank you!
But I just wanna cuddle pic.twitter.com/seeRr0xmSu
— Text From Your Ex (@TextFromY0urEx) March 22, 2015
One person decided to keep their ex guessing by not responding for a week. Their excuse? They were in the shower! LOL!
— Text From Your Ex (@TextFromY0urEx) March 16, 2015
What better way to show your look of pure disgust through a text message than sending them a super funny picture of Jay-Z’s face.
Miss u pic.twitter.com/oLZOxX29uI
— Text From Your Ex (@TextFromY0urEx) March 11, 2015
One mom literally said “Not today, Satan” after a creepy ex texted her to wish her a happy birthday. You’d think that would scare them off.
Mom got a bday text from her INSANE ex and she said this to him😭😂 she goes "I used your line" 😩💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/BZOFp1RDRP
— khaleesi (@allie_berry12) June 11, 2017
One Twitter user shared this text message she got from an ex comparing her to Elaine on Seinfeld. Because Elaine is known for her wacky behavior on the show we’re not sure this was meant to be a compliment. But any comparison to Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a compliment in our eyes.
Got this text from my ex this morning pic.twitter.com/AzoJB5qBHB
— Julia Edelman (@_juliaedelman) June 10, 2017
Sometimes you get a text from an ex trying to win you back, and sometimes you get a text from an ex that’s just savage. One Twitter user laughed off a text that was just plain mean when her ex sent her an unflattering message about her appearance. We rate him 0/10.
One ex got shut down when they sent this text: “You love me. You want me” and their ex clapped back with “In a coffin.” Ouch.
In a coffin pic.twitter.com/eo7CatmUzn
— Text From Your Ex (@TextFromY0urEx) April 7, 2015
What’s the best way to get out of texting back your ex? Tell them you’re dead.
— Text From Your Ex (@TextFromY0urEx) April 5, 2015
This is how you kill someone’s resolve. Not with an elaborate, multi-paragraph text, but with a simple “Nope.”
Nothing like a little ego boost to get you through the day, but this person made it clear to their ex, aka “WASTE OF TIME,” that they don’t need their compliments anyway.
It looks like this ex tried to save themselves the embarrassment and blame their too little, too late text message on a friend. We’re not buying it.
Here’s another classic strategy to deal with an unwanted ex’s text. And with that, the conversation is officially over. No one cares about an ex’s day!
And if none of these hilarious responses work for you, just go with good old-fashioned silence. It works every time. We promise.