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Cards Against Humanity Says They Bought A Piece Of The Border To Stop Trump’s Wall

For their latest holiday promotion, Cards Against Humanity is attempting to “save America.” The controversial card game says their company has bought “acres” of land on the U.S./Mexico border in an attempt to prevent President Trump from building his wall.

“Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans,” Cards Against Humanity’s website proclaims. “He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion-dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing. So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.”

The offer is only part of the company’s holiday promotion. Customers who spend $15 on the holiday promotion will apparently receive a map of the company-owned land, an assortment of new cards to add to their collection, and five other days’ worth of “surprise gifts.” While the company has not elaborated on what the other gifts may be, they hinted that they were part of its plan to “save America.”

Customers who wanted to buy the package had to complete several personal questions, including “Who did you vote for in the 2016 election?” But the restrictions didn’t make it difficult for the company to sell stock. After announcing their holiday package late on November 14th, the company sold out their 150,000 packages within hours.

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