Sometimes it’s the little things that make you hate a person. Maybe it’s the way they walk, maybe it’s the way they chew their food, and maybe you just saw them carry pizza wrong and it drove you totally insane. This is one guy’s story about the most hated man in his life.
This man was not particularly evil, nor did he seem to even be a necessarily rude person. What he did though was enough to drive a man to hatred, and to almost bring an entire kitchen staff to tears: he ruined pizza, one of the most magical foods in the world. This man destroyed it regularly.
This is the story about the most hated man in one person’s life. With haunting regularity, this poor soul watched this man carry pizza wrong, and it ate away at his very existence. For posterity, he has told the entire sordid tale on Twitter, and we present it here so that we all may know the legend.
The story begins in earnest. Our narrator, ‘Joe,’ introduces us to the situation: a job in a pizza parlor, and a regular customer. Simple enough, right?
Then, Joe reveals the horrible truth about this man: He would carry pizza wrong! This was completely unacceptable to Joe, and it nearly drove him mad.
The reaction from other Twitter users was swift and suggestively violent, but nevertheless, Joe forged ahead in his story of the most hated man in his life.
Joe then introduces us to the supporting characters in his tale of the man who ruined a pizza. Their hatred of him was almost as strong as Joe’s.
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