Many women (and men!) dream about their fairytale wedding, but the reality can get Grimm a little faster than they’re prepared to deal with.
With so much riding on their special day, it’s natural for bride or groom-to-be to get stressed out because of minor inconveniences.
But when they start screaming at the florist because the planters are Emerald Mist instead of Shamrock Fog? It might be time to back away slowly.
1. With Friends Like These: “The bride asked me what colour her bridesmaids should wear. I told her that given all five of us were redheads, a pale, pastel lilac is the only colour which should be avoided, as it makes us look dead. Guess what dresses she picked? Floor length silk, pastel lilac. I assumed she’d forgot. Her sweet husband later told me that of course the bride has to put bridesmaids in awful dresses because she has to be the prettiest on the day.” (Propertealady)
2. Taking Her Measure: “This lady came in and demanded to be refit. She was claiming they made her dress too small. Our staff quickly took her back and started ensuring their measurements were correct that they used to have the dress made. Nope. She had gained 15lbs since her fitting. My boss said, “Ma’am, I’m not sure how to say this, but you’ve gotten bigger. The dress matches the measurements we took of you when you ordered the dress.” She threatened to call all kinds of police. Ultimately my boss said, “If you going to call anyone I’d recommend a gym.” The guy was brutal.” (_____FRESH_____)
3. Lord of the Rings: “I love my friend, but she made her groom return her ring four times until she had one that she liked and was big enough for her. I mean, I get that you’re going to be wearing it forever, and it’s a really important symbol of your commitment to each other but…four times?” (avocado-toast)
4. Fairest Of Them All: “A girl I know was a bridesmaid at a wedding. On the morning of the wedding, the bride had a full on screaming fit and demoted Kate from being bridesmaid because she had decided that Kate looked too pretty after having her makeup done and the bride wanted to be the prettiest.” (ungratefulshitebag)
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