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16 People Too Drunk To Know Who They Are

There’s nothing wrong with a little casual drinking and light fun. Sure, being drunk is fun too, but there’s a fine line between being drunk and being absolutely smashed out of our minds.

Hopefully, none of you will have ever been that drunk, but there’s usually a night or two that stands out in our memories from our youth, and often they’re nights filled with horrible, horrible, regret.

The following pictures showcase the drunkest of drunk people, who are so drunk they don’t’ know who they are, where they are, or what they’re even doing.

1. This poor thing fell asleep on a slice of pizza. We’re not sure what’s worse, the fact that the pizza never got eaten, or the fact that she’s literally passed out on the curb. Where are this girl’s friends? Where are her parents? Oh dear. 

2. Ah yes, let’s get comfy and cozy on our putrid yellow carpet from the 1970s with this nice warm IKEA table. Who needs a bed with a blanket when you can have a clear lacquered board sprawled across your spine as you pass out on the floor?

3. We aren’t sure about the logic of this sleeping position, but we like to theorize that this girl got lost somewhere in her inebriation, and couldn’t figure out how to use a couch.

4. Ah yes, Walmart people. This person was so drunk they couldn’t even buy themselves a bag of chips. Instead, they passed out, taking down the entire Lays display with them. Stay home next time if you’re that drunk!

5. This college boy played one too many rounds of beer pong. Now he’s playing a fun new game that he just invented called “stair-head.”

6. Yeah buddy! Let’s have a roof-party! We really hope this person isn’t passed out for too long. It’s very likely that he’ll wake up with one heck of a sunburn. Somehow they managed to get onto the roof and we’re worried they drank the entire keg in front of him.

7. This unfortunate chap thought he’d look real slick sitting up on the counter like one of the cool kids. Unfortunately he couldn’t stay up in his drunken state and keeled over like a limp noodle.

8. Oh this poor, poor man. This guy had so many drinks he had to rest in a public bush planter. He’s going to wake up and wonder what on earth happened.

9. This guy almost found his bed… almost.

10. Perhaps this drunk guy thought he had gotten home already when he stumbled onto this public subway system. He even took the liberty of taking off all his clothes to get ready for bed. Oh dear. 

11. These two haven’t passed out yet, but I’m not sure they understand what they’re doing as they cram themselves inside of a refrigerator. Maybe they just wanted to cool down?

12. Can’t get the doorknob to work on your bedroom? Don’t worry, just HULK SMASH your way in. This guy is seriously wrecked. We hope he won’t have too many splinters after this encounter. Will he remember what he did in the morning?

13. This party animal had one too many hard ciders, and managed to pass right out in her seat. Fortunately for her, she had a set of built-in pillows to keep her head safe. 

14. We’re guessing that this person tried to puke before he passed out, but somehow managed to get the bucket trapped on his head. One has to wonder what he looked like after he took the garbage bin off.

15. Balloons really do make everything better. Even if you’re passed out and drunk out of your mind on too many shots of premium Sambuca. This girl clearly had a good time, and fortunately she has a friend watching over her to keep her safe. 

16. Her intoxicated epitaph will read: Here lies Alice in Blunderland.”

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