‘Tis the season for last-minute gift buying, burned Christmas cookies, frantically trying to clean the house, and relatives asking you about your life plans and relationship status as if you actually have either of those things. How do you take a holiday from the holidays? Well, if you’re like these people, you put out funny family Christmas cards!
Even if your holiday season is more “blue Christmas” than “White Christmas,” this list will put you in the mood for a holly, jolly Christmas.
From substitute Santas to blackmailing babies, from naughty NSA agents to photoshopped pets, these cards are an early Christmas present all on their own!
“In 2008 my mom instructed me to “sober up” and send my own Christmas cards to family and friends. Thankfully, my family has a really good sense of humor.” (johncesna)
And here’s another one of Mr. Cessna’s masterpieces. I don’t know if it’s more impressive as an excellent photoshop job or an actual thing that Mr. Cessna set up in real life without getting anyone arrested for it!
“My girlfriend got a Groupon for Xmas cards. “Can we bring the cats?” she asked me … followed by, “Can we wear corpse paint?” I present to Reddit: “Black Metal Christmas (with cats).” (crooshjef).
“My Mormon co-worker finds it funny when people ask if he has multiple wives (he doesn’t). So for his Christmas card this year, he decided to commit to the bit to freak people out. The other women are friends of his wife and other people from their neighborhood. Apparently, they all thought the idea was hilarious. People with a sense of humor make this world a better place.” (CaptainOutstanding)