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Man Posts Ad For Coachella ‘Companion’ With Very Creepy List of Demands

Is there anything you wouldn’t do for an all-expense paid trip to Coachella this year? The annual music festival in California has become one of the biggest destinations in the world for music lovers. This year the lineup is amazing, with headliners such as Radiohead, Beyoncé and Kendrick Lamar.  

The festival has something for every type of music lover, from rock to hip hop to EDM. It will even feature a performance from Hans Zimmer, a legendary film composer. Perhaps that’s who this 56-year-old former manager wants to see so badly. In a Craigslist ad, Gordon (or Gordie, as he signs) is offering a VIP ticket, ride and place to stay for one lucky lady.  All you have to do is exactly what he says.

 

The list of requirements gets so detailed it will give you nightmares. Even requiring the girl to be 19-25 becomes weird when you are given Gordon’s age. But it gets so much worse than that.

Gordon says he has recently cashed in his 401k and divorced his wife of eleven years, making this seem like something of a mid-life crisis or mental break. He’s not wrong when he claims this is a once in a life opportunity, definitely not one you’d want twice.

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