British food is absurd.
I’m not saying this as an outsider, some North American who knows nothing of the joys of British cooking. My family is so quintessentially British that several of my cousins ran a fish and chip shop where they regularly cheated the tax inspector, a job that combined the proud British traditions of frying fish and flipping off the government.
As someone whose ancestors hailed from all over the UK, I had front-row seats to the weird, wonderful world of British cooking. Britons may mock Americans for their supersized portions, but that’s tough talk coming from a country with food names like chip butty, where the five pence increase in the price of a frog-themed chocolate bar had the nation rioting and jello is somehow acceptable to pair with ice cream.
Long story short, British food is weird, and here are twenty-five points to prove it.
1. Pudding Is Pudding … But That Doesn’t Mean It’s Pudding: There is no standardized meaning for what pudding actually is. So, you can have the typical pudding, which is a baked, steamed or boiled dessert, generally involving flour or eggs. Then, you’ve got your Yorkshire pudding, which is a savory, bready confection. And then, you’ve got your black pudding, which is definitely not a dessert (and is in fact made of blood. More on that later).
2. Chips With Gravy: In Britain, this dish is called “chips with gravy.” Here in Canada, this dish (with the addition of fresh cheese curds) is called “poutine,” and emerged from 1950’s Quebecois culinary tradition. In every other part of the world, this dish is known as “a mistake,” or, perhaps “a coronary.”
Back up North, where the only thing you can eat is chips and gravy… and I like it! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ pic.twitter.com/GQOQgm1aKg
— Andrew Leung ™ (@CaptNorth) December 21, 2016