Darn, your head. You really gotta stop drinking Cola.
As you rise from the floor, your back and head aching with the same pounding waves of pain, you take a moment to collect your thoughts. The basics: where, what, how, why, who, none of which you can recall. Slowly, you rise from the cold floor and see yourself in the mirror.WHAT? A million things run through your head, including: “oh please no, let this be a terrible dream” and “my mom is going to kill me”.
“Hey” says your trusty sidekick, the voice in your head “What do I always say?”. You think desperately for a moment, so the voice answers for you: “DON’T PANIC! Tattoos aren’t that bad.” The voice doesn’t seem to believe itself, so it continues:
“Here, Thinking Of Getting A Tattoo? These 25 Pics Reveal How Tattoos Age Over Time”
1. I’m tired of the flippty floppin’ snakes. “Not so bad???” you yell at the voice in your head, which in turn makes your cola-hungover head hurt “what do I do? Where do I go?” the voice in your head, as per usual, ignores your dumb questions for the sake of the article. “Hey! This one isn’t so bad! It’s barely faded, just the lines are a little softer!”
2. The force is not so strong with this one. You roll your eyes at the voice in your head. Oh no, this is NOT going to be another shoe caddy incident. “Listen, voice” you say “maybe we can work together on this one. If I comment on how the tattoos look, can you help me find a solution to these tattoos that are covering my body?”