Welcome to the greatest collection of Dad Jokes on the internet. Not only have I collected some of the finest of dad joke pictures on the internet, but I have also accrued a vast knowledge of dad jokes myself over the years. However, until I trick someone into giving me their child, I must give my dad jokes to you, my metaphorical children.
Anyways, what I’m trying to say is that each picture dad joke will be accompanied by a text dad joke, which is a grand total of 50 dad jokes! Lucky you! Heck, sometimes I might put two jokes in one! Who knows, the possibilities are endless!
Sit back friends, relax and enjoy 25 Jokes Only A Real Dad Could Make.
1. What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters. Think there’s no punchline here? Let me continue: It has 2 letters. And has 3 letters. Then has 4 letters. Often has 5 letters. Rarely has 6 letters. Usually has 7 letters. Saturday has 8 letters. Generally has 9 letters. Definitely has 10 letters. Furthermore has 11 letters. Occasionally has 12 letters. Traditionally has 13 letters. Get it?
2. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. She asked, how warm? I said Lukewarm.