A 1,000 person orchestra plays Pomp and Circumstance March No.1, echoing the gorgeous tune throughout the grand walls of the Providr Hall of Fame. Parents, spouses, lovers, children, family and friends of all creeds, races and genders line the audience, tears welling up in their eyes on this momentous occasion.
Today, Providr will be naming the official, definitive, be-all-end-all list of the 25 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened.
1. Anti-vaxxers and this anti-vaxxer in particular. Anti-vaxxers, in general, should probably be on this list. However, this anti-vaxxer went to great lengths to find scholarly articles on the subject and when presented with no information to back up her ridiculous claims, she turned to the Internet for help. This vapidness and idiocy are worthy of the first spot in the Providr Hall of Fame.
2. The people who constantly remind you “Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster”. Yes, we all know those people. The people who cut you off mid-story to point out a word you messed up. The people whose catchphrase seems to be “Um, Actually”. They’re the people who need the world and you to know they are smarter and much better educated than you, because they actually read the book in grade 10. These people are truly worthy of being immortalized in this Hall of Fame. If you recognize any of these traits, congratulations! You’re a terribly annoying person to have a conversation with!