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75 Of The Most Genius Puns Ever

Good puns are a pun-fortunately a pun-derrated art form, as likely to earn you pun-ishment as praise. But if you’re pun-deterred by pun-comfortable looks every time you drop a pun-chline, you’re pun-stoppable!

(Okay, okay, we’ll quit now. Never let it be said that we were pun-willing to listen to feedback).

This carefully-curated list of genius puns from Reddit is full of the best (worst?) ones we could find. We guarantee that at least seven of these will make you laugh. And, if you get to the end and find that we were wrong? Then, we guess, no pun in ten did.

“What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.”

‘I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a Shih Tzu.’
‘A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” ‘ (KasparovD33pBlue)

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