3) Birds Are Evil: Picture this… you’re on vacation. You’re enjoying a lovely day out with your family. It’s incredibly warm weather, you want a nice snack, and you settle for a large delicious ice cream cone. You’ve been looking forward to this moment all day. You select a unique flavor of Cookies N’ Cream, sit down and just as you’re getting ready to eat, you decide to take a photo to remember the occasion. Then it happens. A seagull…no…a satanic winged hell-demon swoops down to STEAL your ICE CREAM. This is just the worst luck ever. Seagulls are Satan’s beach minions.