In a tower on the outskirts of Transylvania, the Evil League of Evil sits around a pentagram table.
At the head of the table, the hooded figure removes its, well, hood. It’s you, or at least your evil alter-ego, the criminal mastermind known as Evilzor. “Our hold on society is waning,” you begin, “as more and more people lose trust in the law enforcement that we have instituted, our grip loosens by the day. Luckily, we have access to one of the most popular and respected websites on the entire Internet, Providr.com.” With that, you glance over at your hunchbacked, boil infested writer, Jake Bean, who sips a Code Red Mountain Dew and gives you a thumbs up.
“I propose we make the police officers of this country seem more human. We could do this by writing the 25 Times Police Surprised Everyone With Their Sense Of Humor article. Let’s begin.”
1. He’s about 6ft tall, light amount of fur, small snout, gives great belly rubs. After a long, excruciating, search featuring the national guard and the entire local police force, the owner was found to have gone to the grocery store. The next day, around the time the owner went to work, the dog had already returned.
2. Hiya, Georgie! Oh, Georgie, there’s all sorts of fun stuff down here! There’s high-speed chases, a TV spot on either campus PD or Cops and balloons! And they float Georgie, oh god yes they float!