You stand in front of an imposing, deep-voiced, sunglasses-wearing man. He holds in front of you two pills.
“After this, there is no turning back.” he begins “You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take-” “BLUE PILL” you interrupt “Don’t care about the rabbit hole, taking the blue pill”. The imposing man stares at you surprised. “Um…” he starts. “What?” you ask. “Well…” he starts “it’s just people usually take the red pill”. You scoff at that response. “Listen, buddy” you start “the Leafs are playing the Bruins tonight in Game 7 and if you think I’m going to miss out on that you’re out of your mind. In fact, I don’t think I’m going to take any of your weird pills.” With that, you turn and leave, followed closely by a confused deep-voiced man.
Oh boy, here we go again! This is 25 Funny Pics That Made Us Question Our Reality.
1. Let’s put a SMILE on that face… You push the doors of the big, undisclosed warehouse and walk into the sunshine. The man calls from behind you: “WAIT! Haven’t you ever questioned your reality, like look!” He catches up to you, panting and shoves a phone in your face. “Look… at…. This frog…” he says between breaths. You stare at it, not sure whether you should tell him that: “Yeah, it’s weird, but not existential or anything…” or not.
2. Yeah, he’s really friendly. Don’t be afraid to pet him and hey, if you need some coleslaw later… As you walk down the street, the sunglasses-wearing man keeps shoving his phone at you. “See? These people are walking CABBAGES! Totally a glitch in the quintisertairum!”. You stop and look at him: “What in god’s name is the quintisertairum?”. Oof, you ALREADY regret asking.