Woah, cool! An article about thrift stores, garage sales, and flea markets? I’m contractually obliged to say I LOVE thrift stores, garage sales, and flea markets! In fact, let’s do some REAL, in the field journalism today. I’m going to go through all the thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets in my are to see what I can find!
Alright, I’m back. Turns out, thrift stores, garage sales, and flea markets don’t have cool stuff at all! It’s just a bunch of dusty old junk! Don’t worry though, there are some diamonds in the rough hidden away in some caves of wonders, so let’s explore luckier (and possibly more patient) people’s finds in 25 People Who Found The Best Things In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets And Garage Sales.
1. These cat pillows that allowed the buyer to pretend they owned cats. Wow, neat! Now you won’t just look like a crazy cat person, you’ll look like a REALLY crazy cat person! Extra points if you speak in gibberish and toss your cat pillows at people!
2. Apparently, this here is a Wurlitzer organ they bought for 0.50$! Hey, cool! I’m not sure if a Wurlitzer organ is expensive or whether or not $0.50 was a good price, but the name is two letters away from the guys who told me to stop calling! Apparently, these articles don’t count as “journalism”.