Gentlemen, I know life is hard for you when it comes to matters of the bedroom. I sympathize with you as I’m sure the pressures of satisfying your partner weigh heavy on your brain.
Did it work? Did you believe me? I was really trying to help you be one with your emotions, rather than shun your feelings like you’ve been told to do. Ladies, if you are reading this (because article titles mean nothing to you) take it easy on them; they are under a lot of stress.
The following topic may be a bit racy and sensitive for you but bare with me. Here are a few of the most dangerous positions for men during intimacy.
According to a study conducted in 2014 by Brazilian researchers, a few of the most common intimacy positions can actually be life threatening. Who knew?
The study analyzed cases of penile fractures in three emergency units over the span of 13 years and was published in Advances in Urology.
Sex therapist, Dr.Kat Van Kirk claims that genital fractures are more common than most people think. Did you hear that, guys? There is no need to be embarrassed.
In the study, men anonymously surveyed what position landed a trip to the hospital as a result of bent privates.
The missionary position may seem old, reliable and therefore safe but it wasn’t safe to a number of men in the study.
Avoid doing the most and getting a little too enthusiastic with this one. The wrong move at an awkward angle can cause you to hit your partner’s pelvis bone. Ouch.
During the style associated with dogs, men surveyed said that almost 30% hurt themselves. Like the missionary, that style’s injuries happen when thrusts are angled at a weird position. Watch it!
The most dangerous intimate position of them all goes to the cowgirl, also known as “riding” or “girl on top”
Half the men in the study had to get emergency medical attention due to the position. In this case, the person on top may be to blame as they are responsible for the control, speed, and force.
The adventurous rider might unknowingly force one’s privates into making an incredibly unfortunate snap (and we aren’t talking Snapchat).
It has also been reported that the 69 position can lead to pink eye for both parties. Again, watch where you are releasing that thing!
This next one applies to all positions at all times. Intensely vigorous intimate times can affect all sorts of things. In an extreme case, a 52-year-old man experienced a sudden loss of vision in his right eye.
His vision dimmed to complete darkness for about 30 seconds before he “finished.” Doctors refer to this as intimate-induced blindness or amaurosis fugax.
Another overall intimate mishap to look out for is private “captivus.” During intercourse, a man’s private area becomes engorged.
A U.K based sex physician John Dean explains that when a woman “finished” her pelvic floor contracts and may, in fact, trap a man’s privates.
There we have it, gentlemen. I wish you all luck on your future intimate endeavors, may the force be with you.