There’s nothing worse than finding out the person you chose to spend the rest of your life with has been actively unfaithful to you. For one Reddit user, the signs were all there, but instead of calling his wife out on her infidelity, he decided to play the long game to get some serious revenge. No one wants to walk in on their significant other cheating on them, but this guy planned it specifically so it became one unforgettable event.
Once the seed of suspicion has been planted that your spouse is cheating on you, it’s hard to control your inner detective from doing anything they can to find out the truth. Reddit user, Itsme03, wrote, “I had a feeling she was cheating as she set off a lot of red flags. Constantly laughing and smiling when texting, saying it was just her mother when I asked. Needing to stay late every night after work.”
Despite her nonchalant excuses, he knew something was up. He decided to call her work one night she while was “working late” and her coworkers explained that she’d left hours ago. However, the final straw was when she randomly decided to go out to “get milk” at 11:30 PM only to return a very questionable two and half hours later. There wasn’t a doubt in his mind that his wife was cheating, but he wasn’t ready to sound the alarms just yet.
“Fast track to her birthday, several months down the road,” he wrote on Reddit. “Now I know what you’re thinking, why the hell did I wait months before I confronted her and did it really need to be on her birthday? The answer to the first question is I wanted as much evidence as possible to hand off to my lawyer as well as make arrangements to find a new place to live, etc. The answer to your second question is, of course, it had to be on her birthday.”
This Reddit user became inspired to throw his wife a surprise party she’d never forget after discovering that she’d already been planning something on her own. When he asked her what she wanted to do for her birthday, she was adamant on him going out of town for the weekend saying that she didn’t want to celebrate a reminder that she was aging. However, this clearly wasn’t the case as he found a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in their closet.
“So I do what any sensible man would have done,” he relayed. “I leave and go to my friend’s house pretending like I am going out of town. While there I call up her mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I tell them how I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into her room with party streamers, kazoos and a big cake with candles. Sounds fun right?! Well, boy was it.”
On his wife’s birthday, he got together about 8 of the people closest to his two-timing spouse and had them meet outside of their apartment at 8:30 in the morning. He told them all to be quiet as possible as he guided them through the residence, towards the bedroom door, and then decided to let the rest play out naturally.
“I throw open the door and we all yell surprise, but the surprise was on us,” he concluded. “There was my wife, bent over in doggy style position with her lover staring at us wide-eyed mid-thrust. Mom drops the cake, sister screams, the father begins to shout. I pretend like I’m horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her. Wife, excuse me, ex-wife is sobbing and screaming ‘How could you?’ while the lover desperately tries to put on his pants and escape. Needless to say, it was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given.”
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