A Reddit user known as Defenestrate_me_now shared a rather unusual undercooked steak story on the website, involving a dinner with his wife and her new boss. These kinds of dinners can be awkward enough, but when someone throws a steak through the window, well they can get even more awkward.
That’s right. Defenestrate_me_now literally threw the steak through the window. At least, he would have, had the window not been closed. Yes, it’s worse than you might be thinking. The thrown piece of meat never even made it out of the house. The story told by the Reddit user is absolutely mortifying.
What makes the story so much better though is that years after Defenestrate_me_now posted the original undercooked steak story, his wife, going by the username mrs_defenestrator posted the story from her point of view. The whole thing is almost too good to believe, and definitely good for a laugh at this poor husband’s expense.
The night started innocently enough, with Defenestrate_me_now assuring his wife that he would be on his absolute best behavior while having dinner with her boss.
The wife’s boss had served up a delicious meal of steaks for all three of the diners. This would be exciting for almost anyone, but Defenestrate_me_now had an issue with his meat.
That’s when Defenestrate_me_now got an idea. Should he have maybe thought this through more? Probably, but action had to be taken, so he seized his opportunity.
This was where the story took a terrible, horrible turn. Defenestrate_me_now had not planned for things to go so wrong, but then again he hadn’t really made much of a good plan anyway.
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