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26 Stories About Dating Fails Posted on Twitter

Jimmy Fallon recently asked followers to tweet their #WorstFirstDate at him. These 26 stories are the cream of the crop!

“#WorstFirstDate he made fun of my boobs and then asked me to drive him to Selkirk to pick up his last paycheque from his job at A&W.” (@petra_stroika)

“My #worstfirstdate was with an amateur stand up comedian who insisted he could make up a rape joke that I would laugh at, and then yelled at me for wasting his time via text message the next day when I wouldn’t have sex with him.” (@plasticbagghost)

“I picked my favorite restaurant & he said OK. He changed the time of the date to earlier & I said OK. Didn’t want to drive into the city, so he took me to a restaurant that I previously told him I hated. Smiled once in 2 hours. Expounded on why he hates kids. I’m a nanny #WorstFirstDate.” (@actualjaneway)

“Took her to Olive Garden. She was eating her pasta, and then she sneezed into her food, pasta literally came out of her mouth, and back into the bowl. She continued to eat the snot pasta. Barf. #WorstFirstDate.” (@LovellJantson)

“Went out to a movie, got ice cream, sitting in his car and he says he loves me and describes our life together/our wedding. I told him to take me home, I wasn’t interested and he cried on my shoulder for 30 minutes before taking me home #WorstFirstDate.” (@AudreyRsmith98)

“Online date, at a fancy restaurant. Told me that women shouldn’t work, gays shouldn’t be allowed to marry, ranted about how he hated his female boss and closed out the evening saying that his grandfather was a Nazi and that he was proud of that fact. #WorstFirstDate.” (@cupofmeghan)

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